Basic Clara Safety Rules

Those of you who have spent some time with Clara know she has a teensy problem with spitting up. Tyler said it best this weekend, and since we always put safety first, here are Tyler’s Basic Clara Safety Rules:

1. Treat Clara as if she were loaded.

2. Never allow the mouth to point at anything you are not willing to see destroyed.

3. Be sure of your target and beyond.

Don’t let the smiles fool you she is a dangerous weapon!

One comment on “Basic Clara Safety Rules

  1. […] Long ago when Clara was just a crawling infant with a serious projectile vomit issue, I wrote a post outlining the Basic Clara safety Rules. […]

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