…because yesterday was like this:

“Where are your pants?”

“Oh, they are just full of chicken poop.”
Later after new pants it was:

“I think a duck pooped on me.”

“No, I think you rolled in duck poop.”

Shortly after with a naked girl it was:
“Can you turn on the bathtub for me I have poop on my foot.”

How can someone who looks so sweet be so full of…

… it?