Ever wonder what happened to fortune cookies with real fortunes in them?
None of this “Your friends are your greatest asset.” type stuff, but actual predictions.
Today I am hear to report they are still out there.
A little odd, but still there.
*Please note: This is not me fishing for a karaoke party invite. I would actually hate that, come up with a reason I was busy and decline the invite, all the while thinking nasty thoughts about the person who invited me to such a thing.
Behind the Willows 
I am your greatest asset. 😉
Take away that cute smiley face and I think you could have a future writing dark ominous fortunes.
Can you imagine:
“I am your greatest asset.”
Who? My cookie? I already ate it! Oh no!
You could spread cookies and paranoia throughout the Chinese food eating world!
Will you please come to my Karaoke party? There! That solves that fortune.