Often I catch my self saying things that I never would have guessed,
A) needed to be said in the first place,
B) that I would need to be the one to say them and
C) that I wouldn’t just be saying them, I’d be yelling them.
In my first edition of “Did I just say what I thought I said?” I give you:
“Don’t dry your hotdog off on a towel!”
Note: As there is no hot dog or bath towel in this photo it has very little relevance to the above quote other than that the happily jumping girl is also the wanna be hot dog dryer.
Note: This picture has nothing to do with anything so far mentioned, I just like it.
Behind the Willows 
So…why not?
Why not…
I’m sending her to your bathroom tomorrow with a pack of wet hotdogs. See how you like drying off with eau de hotdog!
I could definitely use more editions of “Did I just say what I thought I said?” in my life!
Yes, please keep this addition going, I just know there are going to be some more excellent lines out there! Well, what DO you dry your hot dog off with?