I found Jane climbing the stairs with a roll of duck tape and a tube of toothpaste.

Look out world! With fresh breath, the desire to move up and duct tape for any problems that might come her way, this girl will be able to do anything!

*A note for those who worry: No, she wasn’t eating the toothpaste, it was very securely capped. Yes, I checked. No, she can’t get the cap off on her own.*