Ever wonder what happened to fortune cookies with real fortunes in them?

None of this “Your friends are your greatest asset.” type stuff, but actual predictions.

Today I am hear to report they are still out there.

A little odd, but still there.

*Please note: This is not me fishing for a karaoke party invite. I would actually hate that, come up with a reason I was busy and decline the invite, all the while thinking nasty thoughts about the person who invited me to such a thing.