Often I catch my self saying things that I never would have guessed,

A) needed to be said in the first place,

B) that I would need to be the one to say them and

C) that I wouldn’t just be saying them, I’d be yelling them.

In my first edition of “Did I just say what I thought I said?” I give you:

“Don’t dry your hotdog off on a towel!”

Note: As there is no hot dog or bath towel in this photo it has very little relevance to the above quote other than that the happily jumping girl is also the wanna be hot dog dryer.

Note: This picture has nothing to do with anything so far mentioned, I just like it.