I can’t decide if I despise you and your obnoxious, high falutin, fancy ways…
or if I think your slightly charming and humorous.
I do know that Ivy loves you.
And I loved this page.
Would I recommend it? Only every other Friday.
I really am still reading books myself though it’s been almost three weeks since I finished a book! That must be some sort of slow reading record for me, you’d think I was traveling all over the place the last few weeks or something!

You’re a shit. Those who think this is an unwarranted comment, just read the print on the page pictured.