It’s a wee bit damp here.

Not to worry, we happen to have a flotilla worth of boats in the barn.

I figured the people go in the first canoe and we’ll string the rest up behind.

We’ll fill another canoe with chickens, one with the essential “stuff”, the dogs can bring up the tail in the kayak and the ducks will swim along next to us.

So go ahead, you stationary front you, drop all the rain you like.

I’m prepared.

Just please, please stop with the giant cracks of thunder at five AM, they cause… disharmony… in my household.