What do you get when an unattended two year old wanders into a bathroom and finds a large bottle of conditioner with a pump top and a cat litter box?
One that is too disgusting to describe but gets the two year old the extra shower she had been begging for all night.
You also get…
Reason #65 the girl takes more showers than I do.
Reason #42 that once again our new bar of soap is down to a sliver.
Reason #12 I’m very glad I clean the cat litter box every day.
Reason #22 Jane has silky smooth hair.
Reason #1 that I mopped my bathroom floor today!
And, of course –
Reason #49 we do a lot of laundry.
YIKES!…….reason #32 we do not have cats….. 😉
Yes that and I doubt that YOUR husband would announce to the whole kitchen up at Owen “WE ARE TAKING THE CATS!” 🙂
well, it all sounded perfect ….. (for her!) 🙂
Well it might have been right up until I wouldn’t let her put on her conditioner soaked monkey nightgown and then she was very sad!
Um..yuck! I’m through the 2-year-old phase of why I do so much laundry and on to the older version which is, I thought about wearing it, threw it on my floor, then later threw it down the laundry shoot because that is easier than putting it away. Needless to say, we have a lot of really clean laundry in this house.
🙂 Our four year old is practicing for that. She has issues with damp spots. As in my shirt got six drops of water on it while I washed my hands so now I need a new one even though I only wore it for 36 min. and I will remember forever that I wore it for those 36 min. so it is now DIRTY and I will never let it touch my skin until you wash it. – Talk about cleaning clean laundry. I guess I should be thankful it’s just the one for now though right?!?
I remember those days! There is nothing like a two year old to keep you on your toes.
Two- It’s such a cute age, except for when it’s really not! Probably the cuteness is so that kids make it to three! 🙂