What do you get when an unattended two year old wanders into a bathroom and finds a large bottle of conditioner with a pump top and a cat litter box?
One that is too disgusting to describe but gets the two year old the extra shower she had been begging for all night.
You also get…
Reason #65 the girl takes more showers than I do.
Reason #42 that once again our new bar of soap is down to a sliver.
Reason #12 I’m very glad I clean the cat litter box every day.
Reason #22 Jane has silky smooth hair.
Reason #1 that I mopped my bathroom floor today!
And, of course –
Reason #49 we do a lot of laundry.