My children are bats.
Bats with extraordinarily advanced echolocation systems.
This is the only explanation I have for their unique locating system. Namely that when they yell “MOM!!!” over and over again they walk straight to me, whether I answer their call or not.
This will be helpful if I ever become lost in the wilderness and someone thinks to ask my children to help find me.
Which is a fact I will try to keep in mind next time I’m trying to carve out a solitary five minutes from my day.
Note: Please ask my children to help find me if I become hopelessly lost in the wilderness.