Be The Person Your Cat Thinks You Are

I saw a sign today that said “Be the person your cat thinks you are.”

We have three cats that live in our house so I feel as though I can say, with some authority, that this is a terrible idea.

You might suspect the cats think I am their jailer (they are indoor cats) and, since I hold them hostage, I am also obligated to clean up after them, feed them and provide them with a safe environment to live in.

This is not the kind of person I’ve ever endeavored to be. Fortunately, I don’t think it’s how my cats see me either. Unfortunately, if you polled the cats I’m pretty sure you would find they actually think they are the warring queens of the household where they deign to live because, with nothing more than a swish of their tail and a well timed purr, me, their royal slave, will provide them with all their needs.

This includes (but is not limited to) meals with not only their own food but other choice tidbits as well (Translation: I feed them and they steal people food whenever the chance arises). Royal slaves are, as a matter of course, also expected to keep the castle clean enough or the queens will show their displeasure in a royal tantrum (Translation: If I don’t keep the litter boxes clean they’ll use my closet). All the catty queens must surely be treated as such and will only sleep in the warmest coziest areas (Translation: If there is no sunbeam on my bed on a cold day they’ll sleep on the computer’s keyboard and with a few well placed paws lock things up so it’ll take me three days to fix it). Finally it goes without saying that an out right order from slave to queen is out of the question and even a mild suggestion as to behavior is likely to be met with utter disdain (Translation: I have never managed to teach a cat manners).

I really, don’t ever, want to actively try to be the person my cats think I am and despite the sign urging me to do so, I can’t imagine why anyone else would want to either. My only conclusion is that cats are behind the creation of these signs in their never ending quest to take over the world.


I’m going to let this girl under the covers to snuggle with me tonight when she comes asking…

…their plan is totally working.


5 comments on “Be The Person Your Cat Thinks You Are

    • Sharon Jacobson says:

      Ask?? Your cats actually ask to snuggle? Mine just barges right in. Then at 4:00 in the morning a get a tap on my cheek or lick 👅 on the end of my nose that says come play with me.

  1. Widdershins says:

    A living, breathing, (purring) bed heater! 😀

  2. Firewaves21 says:

    omg I would too. She’s beautiful. We have two cats (Maine Coons) they are gorgeous but so much work. You are right they just might take over the world. LOL

  3. I want to boop her little nose, so cute 🙂 Also, it sounds like with your cats around, you’ve got some pretty tight cyber security going on there, so no need any more to remember troublesome things like hard to remember computer passwords. Plus, if you can’t access your computer properly for three days then I guess you will just have to take an impromptu holiday until it is fixed 😉

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