Parenting Rule #1: Always Be Suspicious

Clara: “Mom, touch this.”

Me: “No.”

Clara: “No, just touch it.”

Me: “Why?”

Clara: “Just touch it.”

Me: “What is it?”

Clara: “It’s either poop or octopus tentacles.” 

Me: “I stand by my original answer.”

It’s not poop or octopus tentacles… I don’t think.

10 comments on “Parenting Rule #1: Always Be Suspicious

  1. jenanita01 says:

    Never a dull moment at your house!

  2. Julie Bender says:

    And the answer is……….

    • Jessie says:

      I’m not really sure. It’s something they found on the beach in Florida a few years ago. Worm shells? coral chunk? It’s not actually that gross but I didn’t realize what it was when Clara held it out and she had gotten it wet so it looked slimy…

  3. Widdershins says:

    Some sort of coral, maybe? 😀

  4. Meg Bennett says:

    Looks like petrified mac ‘n cheese that fell behind the radiator 😂

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