Pocket Eggs

If you insist on collecting eggs in your pockets.

Which I do.

And if one of your pockets has a hole.

Which mine does.

And if you never count how many eggs you put into your pocket.

Which I don’t.

So that you inevitably lose an egg in the lining of your coat without realizing it.

Of course I do.

And the egg breaks inside your jacket.

As mine do.

So that you wonder why you still haven’t sewed that hole shut.

As I do.

It’s best to have a helper to carefully remove as much egg and shell as possible through the hole before the wash.

And I have the best one of those.

5 comments on “Pocket Eggs

  1. I have a hole in my winter coat and a couple of weeks ago, when I started wearing it more regular, I found an essential oil bottle I’d lost, a bottle of vicks, and some change and best of all? A small piece of chocolate.

  2. lol! Sounds like a wonderful idea to have your pup help! 🙂

  3. Widdershins says:

    An egg-collectors best friend! 😀

  4. Love it. Good for kitchen food prep spills, too.

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