This is my brother Tyler.

It’s his birthday today.

In honor of his birthday I just wanted to say a few things about my favorite brother.

In particular I’d like you to know that even though he can wield a chainsaw,

or wrestle a sheep or fix his ginormous truck or engage in a many other death defying, dirty sort of pursuits don’t be fooled into thinking he is just a big tough guy.

I’ve seen bottle rockets cause him to cower in fear,

and once I heard a opossum made him scream like a little girl.

This has been Tyler’s big sister just doing what big sisters do best, thank you for your time and happy birthday Ty!