It’s not very often that the sight of a three year old vigorously shaking an old yogurt container in the front seat of the truck makes me panic.
But sometimes it does.
And sometimes that panic is accompanied with a frantic scream of:
“Stop shaking the pee!!!”
Because, when getting ready to transport a urine sample for one of the cats, that’s exactly what I say.
Thank you for joining me in the latest edition of “Did I Just Say What I Thought I Said?” in which I share things that I never would have guessed,
A) needed to be said in the first place,
B) that I would need to be the one to say them and
C) that I wouldn’t just be saying them, I’d be yelling them.
I’m thinking of adding a new feature, arguments I never thought I’d be on the losing side of.
First up, why when the goal is to see the pee it doesn’t help to shake the container of urine. While I was assured that “next time” she won’t shake it. It’s true, shake a container of cat pee hard enough and you will get to see it.
Behind the Willows 
Okay, I just haven’t gotten past the fact that you actually managed to GET a yoghurt container of cat pee. On my scale of impossible things, that ranks right up there with stopping the sunrise and voting Republican.
Well, I didn’t. I leave that particular specialty to my husband- he’s an amazing man! 🙂
I love your view of the world, Jessie.
How is the cat?
Unhappily confined to a bathroom so she can’t pee on anything else that she isn’t supposed to while we wait for results and (hopefully some meds to set her right) this morning.
Awesome!
😛
Sigh. Don’t they say to stir on those containers anyway, not shake? 😀
Or perhaps she’s been watching too much James Bond when I haven’t been paying attention?
Good one!