I saw my oldest frenemy over the weekend.
I was really happy to see him but my toes were sort of scared.
Yes, that is a turkey vulture.
Yes, I used to work with him.
Yes, he is a ham.
Yes, he bit my toes.
No, I didn’t wear real shoes then either.
Yes, he got car sick.
No, that’s actually worse than it sounds.
Yes, I love him anyway.