Why do I have grey hairs?
It could be my age.
It could be my genetics.
Or it could be that some certain little girl, after being dragged to school every morning for nine months, on the second day of summer break, which mind you was a Sunday so it’s basically still just like a weekend, said to me, “Some days it would be nice if it was a school day.”
Perhaps the real question is, why don’t I have more grey hairs?