“When was the last time you showered?”

“You better go take a shower.”

“No, you can’t just put your hair in a pony tail, go wash it.”

“Because you can’t remember the last time!”

“No, you have to.”

“Because you can’t remember the last time, that means it’s been too long!”

…

“AND WASH YOUR HAIR SO WE CAN BRUSH IT!!!”

…

“Did you wash your hair yet?”

“Okay, but don’t come out until you wash and condition it.”

…

“Did you wash it?”

“Go, get back in and wash and condition it!”

“Because we will never be able to get all the snarls out otherwise!”

…

*Thirty Seven hours of brushing and crying and whining later…*

“There, all nice and smooth and shiny!”

Unrelated photo. And yet it seemed appropriate anyway…

*sigh*

When was the last time I showered?

Damn, I can’t remember.

…

*Go to use shampoo and conditioner and find empty bottles.*

*Try to brush hair.*

*Fail due to large snarls.*

*Throw it all in pony tail anyway.*

*sigh*