It’s the second day of being home alone with the kids while John is at work.
The good news is everyone is still alive.
The bad news is that two of the three kids seem to have the flu and the third is now complaining too.
The good news is that they are all currently sleeping.
The bad news is it’s not going to last much longer.
The good news is I have a Diet Coke and a Milky Way bar.
The bad news is it doesn’t have caffeine in it… or whiskey.