Me: “Clara what’s that wet spot on the porch?”

Clara: “Oh, me pee there.”

Me: “Please don’t pee on the porch.”

Clara: “But me WUV it!”

Since it’s imperative that I never let my daughter know that her loving to pee on the porch is funny, (because then it would become a regular… err… more regular occurrence )I stifled my giggles bit my tongue and changed the subject.

The take home lesson here that I’m hoping my children do not learn is that you can get away with all sorts if you’re funny enough while you do it.

Now please excuse me I’m off to work on my game face.