Once upon a time a wonderful family built a girl the Perfect Little Chicken Coop for her birthday.
And the girl loved it.
Then the EVIL DOT swooped in leaving a trail of chaos and stress in it’s wake and the girl was forced to move away from her Perfect Little Chicken Coop.
Fortunately, the girl’s family was so wonderful and generous that they offered to move it to her new home for her.
So, they came and they blocked it up high enough to drive a trailer under it.
And the girl looked at it and thought it was a bit bigger than she remembered.
Then the wonderful, generous family put the coop on the trailer and drove it to her new home and there was no doubt about it.
It had grown.
As they drove through the neighbors orchard it continued to grow…
… and grow!
The Little Chicken Coop grew so big that by the time they reached the pine trees a little trimming had to happen…
… and then a bit more trimming.
But the Quite Large Chicken Coop kept growing until the wonderful, generous, hardworking family was forced to hook it up to the tractor to navigate the tight turn through the trees.
And it was still a very…
When they were through the pine trees the wonderful, generous, hardworking family rejoiced – but it was too soon.
The Little Chicken Coop had become a Giant Enormous Chicken Coop and the wonderful, generous, hardworking and intelligent family had to come up with new ideas to squeeeze the Giant Enormous Chicken Coop down the trail to it’s new home.
Finally the The Giant Enormous Chicken Coop reached it’s resting place and began to shrink back to it’s normal size.
But it was still a Quite Large Chicken Coop!
Inch by inch the wonderful, generous, hardworking, intelligent and patient family lowered the Quite Large Chicken Coop down to the ground.
As the coop was slowly lowered to the ground the girl had to leave and take her children to swim lessons. When they returned home, and all ate dinner, and said goodbye and all the little ones were tucked in bed, the girl went out in the dark to look at her chicken coop.
And there at her new house, just where she wanted it was her Perfect Little Chicken Coop.
While you may be inclined to believe that the above was a fantastical fairy tell let me assure you that it was all true. Except that if you read this to Clara she would point out that it is actually the brooder house. And, while the ducks are going to be temporary tenants, true chickens rarely grace it’s hallowed walls, they have their own perfect coop.