Someday

Today we burned Piper’s couch.  No question about it, the couch was Piper’s.  The other dogs didn’t use it, people didn’t use it. It was essentially one gigantic dog bed.  Once she was gone the empty couch was too much of a visual reminder of the big hole in our lives. Nobody wanted to sit on it, and nobody wanted to look at it, we replaced it with a Christmas tree, thew it outside and decided that burning it in honor of Piper was the only thing to do.

I’ve never burned a couch.

It’s impressive.

And just so you know years of dog drool do nothing as a flame retardant.

As we work on getting along without our big dog we have of course not forgotten our other two. But Uncle Weasel puts it something like this; once you have that super, special, great, fantastic dog, there is a really good chance that no matter how wonderful the next one is, it won’t be worth more than a pimple on the butt of the first. He’s eloquent isn’t he? Eloquently stated or not, it’s a truth that even Ivy recognizes. Or as she said to me just minutes after we said goodbye to Piper: “It’s OK Mom, someday Trip will be a good dog too.” I’m sure she’s right. Currently Trip is a goofy, loveable, trouble making puppy but someday he’ll grow up into a good dog. He’s just not quite there yet, for instance look at this picture:No, you’re not supposed to be looking at the fact that I have an open Allergy Free Cooking With Ease cook book and a box of spice cake mix on the counter at the same time. It’s the puppy on the other side of the window I’d like to draw your attention to.

Notice how he’s in the window?

Yup, that’s a window box he’s standing in.

Notice how you can’t see his head and his butt is suspiciously high in the air?

Yup, he’s digging a hole in my window box.

Someday he’ll be a good dog.

Someday.

Saying Goodbye

We had to say our final goodbyes to Piper today.

She was the best snow loving,

pheasant hunting,

kid tolerant,

bed hogging,

couch loving,

Great Dane in the world.

We’ll miss her forever.

Where Mom, Where?

Clara has always been very concerned about where people are. It’s not unusual for us to run though a long list of family and friends throughout the day identifying who is at work, home or elsewhere.  If those people have dogs we have to do a run down of those too. Tonight we picked up our friend Jessie’s dog Finley and that started Clara off.

Where Jessie Mom?

Where Cooper Mom? (Jessie’s other dog)

Where Ivy Mom?

Where Dad Mom?

Where Piper Mom?

Where Storm Mom?

Where Trip Mom?

Where rat go Mom?

-Wait what?! How did a rat get in the list of family pets?!!? Well, as much as I would like to feign ignorance of our rodent issues, Christmas is coming and if Santa isn’t a fan of pouting and crying I’m thinking I better not lie either…

A few weeks ago I heard rodent noises under the kitchen sink, I opened the cupboard but didn’t see anything other than un-tripped empty mouse and rat traps. Then I heard rustling in the drawers next to the sink. Irritated that a mouse was boldly rummaging around when I was right there I opened and slammed shut multiple drawers in some odd misguided attempt to either scare it away or squish it.  Instead a giant rat leaped out and almost landed on my feet. What followed I’m ashamed to admit was that girly scream that I seem to reserve just for rats – which then caused chaos to break out in the house. Clara stood up on her kitchen chair at the table and start crying, the rat disappeared,  Piper tried to knock down the pet gate into the kitchen to follow it and John yelled down from upstairs wondering if everyone was OK.

In my defense I had bare toes.

Anyways, I’m not surprised that Clara is still talking about the rat.

Clara -” Where rat go Mom?”

Me- “I don’t know where do you think it went?”

Clara- “Pantry…. You shoot rat in pantry Mom?”

Me- “No. We don’t shoot things in the house.”

Clara- “Uncle Tyler shoot rat Mom?”

Me- “Not in the house.”

Clara- “Where Uncle Tyler Mom?”

Me- “At his house.”

Clara – “He cut up deer Mom?”

Me – (shit)

Fortunately I was able to derail Clara from rats and cutting up deer by talking about Uncle Tyler’s truck he was fixing. Now if I could just keep her from ending every sentence with “Mom” I’d really be getting somewhere!

The Unappreciated Cat

I was thinking about the cat today and how she’s really rather unappreciated in my blogging world. I double checked and discovered that there are five tags on posts with “cats” and 41 for “dogs”.  It just so happens that I took this picture of her the other day so I thought it would be a great opportunity to share a little Fiona story.

That’s when I came to the realization that she’s not under appreciated.

She’s just boring.

In addition to boring she is also frighteningly outperformed in her cat duties by one large Great Dane.

Cat duty: Spend the day sleeping in the sun in an inconvenient place.

Fiona – check

Piper -Sleeps in an inconvenient place but takes up 20 times more room and when you oust her from that place sighs loudly and often farts in your general direction as she moves off.

Cat duty: Kills rodents or other small animals.

Fiona – Doesn’t know what to do with a mouse when given to her on a silver platter.

I know I’ve tried.

Piper- Kills rats with relish. Also death on possum, skunk and other small creatures that invade her kingdom.

Cat duty: Being a general cuddly animal.

Fiona – Waits until you are almost settled in your chair/bed/what have you and then sits on you. If you attempt to remove her she will somehow sink her freakishly sharp back claws into you on her way off.

Piper – Such a good cuddler that I actually kicked John out of bed late in pregnancy with Ivy in favor of Pipers back warming skills.

Fiona also is worse about stealing food off the table and pukes in the house more than Piper does.

To top it off I prefer blogging with pictures, while Fiona is a beautiful cat her coloring makes taking a good picture of her very difficult. This is exacerbated by the fact that she is a cat so immediately looks annoyed and haughty while turning her head away from me while I try.

I’m no longer confused about why the dog posts have outnumbered the cats.

One of Those Days

You know those days when you lose your sheep… …but you don’t know it until your neighbor calls to say they are in his yard but he can’t help you because he’s going to the dentist and then you have to walk them home through the fields with a two year old on your shoulders a bucket of corn in your hand while cajoling your four year old the whole way and then when you’re almost home the two year old grabs the electric fence while you are holding her other hand, which is an effective way to test the fencer but a really bad idea and then when you get all the way home you find out that your most wonderful dog has eaten a gigantic pile of dog food out of the bin while you were gone because some innocent looking girl… … left the pantry door open and the lid off the dog’s food and after puking the dog and monitoring her water all day and listing to the request of “Dammit Mom I need some ketchup please.”  and loading sheep to take to the butcher in the dark, your husband asks if you want some help putting the girls to bed and the combination of the day and the rampant hormones and the lack of sleep from the night before sends you off into something that’s like hysterical laughter but maybe is just hysterics, you know those days?

Yeah, that’s the kind of day I had.

I’d like to leave you for the night with words of wisdom from Great Big Sea, “…it’s a double edged knife but there’s always tomorrow…”

Cheers to tomorrow, I’m going to bed!

Bring Your Own Chair

I’m afraid I’ve got a problem.

It started off innocently enough, John and I and our cats bought a little house in the country.

Then we got a dog. Her name is Piper, you may remember her by her other name, Best Dog Ever.  Piper, being a Great Dane, takes up a lot of room when she lays down, and Piper, being Piper, requires something comfortable to lay on.  The choices were to get the most gigantic dog bed ever and put it in our tiny house or give her the couch. We gave her the couch.

The Best Dog Ever is spoiled.

Don’t even think about taking her couch or she’ll give you the stink eye.

Then came Storm, Storm is only half the size of Piper and will lay on the floor, like, you know, a dog. But when Piper sleeps on the couch how can you begrudge Storm the recliner?

Along comes Trip. Once he was finally deemed worthy of being allowed into the living room Trip sized up the situation,  and found a recliner of his own.

Now my living room looks like this:

I live in a 1200 square foot house with my husband, two kids, three dogs and cat.

The only upside I can see is that if they were all on floor at the same time I wouldn’t actually be able to walk through my house.

Meet Trip

After much deliberation we have finally named the new puppy and I feel I can do introductions.

Everyone meet Trip.

The newest member of our family is a Brittany Spaniel, my hunting companion to be and only Piper can rival him in perfectness.

Who was the other pup in the Sneak Peek post you ask? Behind Trip is his yet to be named brother who is my brothers new hunting companion and I’m sure only Tyler’s current dog Turkey can rival him in perfection.

Tyler and I took a long drive to Lincoln, Illinois on Sunday and picked up our pups from Dogwood Brittanys. When we arrived to pick up the pups we discovered their new policy – “Buy six puppies and get free hats!”

Do I need to mention that my family loves these dogs? The family who is Dogwood Brittanys breed great dogs, are wonderfully nice people, their puppies are well socialized,  the dogs have all been great hunters, and they personalized our hats.

Who could ask for more?

I could go on and on about the wonderfulness of new puppies, how Trip is adjusting to farm life…

…and how well the girls are doing with him…

…but I’m afraid that would only jinx things. Besides I need to go stop my wonderful puppy from eating the carpet, after all even wonderful puppies are still puppies!