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Seeking Justice
Today as Clara, Piper and I were napping upstairs and Ivy was watching a movie downstairs, I awoke to the sound of purposeful footsteps.
Small purposeful footsteps that came stomping through the house, up the stairs and into my room.
I kept my eyes closed hoping it would go away.
When Ivy yelled, “MOM!” next to the bed in what could only be described as an “outside voice” I lost all hope.
“Yes?”
In a tone of indignation: “Piper ate my dinner.”
I responded without opening my eyes with some mumbly half asleep line about how the dog shouldn’t have done that but you never ate it and you didn’t put it away when you were done and it’s been sitting out for 3 hours so should we be surprised by this?
Ivy was quite for a moment, and then: “Mom…. aren’t you going to say something to Piper?”
I opened my eyes and looked at Piper who was cuddled up next to me also faking sleep. I gave her a very half-hearted, “Bad dog, don’t eat Ivy’s food.” and closed my eyes.
Apparently satisfied that justice had been served the little footsteps left my room, headed down stairs and climbed up on the counter looking for a snack.
Our Life
Once again I’m being reminded that it has been many days since I’ve had something to share, but there have been reasons for this people, many reasons!
There was a horse fair, and a ballet recital and a trip to visit Sarah, that included a birthday tea party for her daughter. Once that was all done and we were back home it was Monday night.
At this point I did at this point attempt to put together a little post of our weekend fun, but then Tuesday night happened. 
Tuesday night, was quite a night.
Things happened.
Lots of things.
All at once.
From what I can remember, though not necessarily in this order, it included things such as: peeing on the floor, breaking a glass, dogs barking, cars honking, chasing ducks off the road barefoot, Kamikaze kids jumping off the couch, false starts on dinner, missing ingredients, the cook being locked in the kitchen for protection from the kids and dogs, messing up recipes, John announcing that he was “OUT OF PATIENCE!”, some pee in a potty chair but mostly on the floor, dinner eaten, bath time, blueberries eaten- everywhere, and finally the real reason why there has been no updates since Friday. Pee in the surge protector that the computer plugs into. It was chaos, and through most of it I was cooking dinner in the kitchen laughing so hard I was crying.
Laughing with John because this is our life.
It’s a great life.
But some days….some days you’ve just got to laugh.
Ivy and the Zoo
Usually I like to put pictures with my posts. You know the whole picture is worth a thousand word thing.
Tonight I thought I’d be different.
So here we have pictures of our trip to the zoo, and random things Ivy said after we got home.
When Clara and Ivy were emptying the dishwasher together:
“Clara is so nice to her big sister and she helps with the housework.”
About an hour after Clara and Ivy gave Piper a shower, from which they emerged just as hairy as the dog:
“Do you know why my butt is kinda itchin’? ”Cause of the hair. Pipers hair is on my butt makin’ it itch.”
Ivy’s irrefutable logic in my attempt to eradicate the word potty from our language:
Ivy: “I’m going potty right now!”
Me: “Oh, OK. You could say I’m going to the bathroom right now – it’s more grown up.”
Ivy: “But I’m not grown up.”
Sofa Sweet Sofa
After an emergency vet visit and surgery followed by a two day recovery at the vets office Piper is back home!
She’s got a line of staples up her belly, bottles of pills, restrictions and schedules but Piper is back on the couch for the rest of her recovery.
It sure was a welcome sight when I got home tonight!
Reason #11 I Hate Packing…
Snow Dog
Toe Jam
Tyler and I both have a tendency to come down with athletes foot.
I have taken the prevention route by never wearing socks and shoes.
This is a technique that earns me odd looks, smart alec comments, and cold toes in December but prevents the problem outright.
Tyler wears steel-toed boots all day.
He is far beyond prevention.
Tonight I found out Tyler’s most effective cure for his athletes foot. It was a cure I found to be disturbing, disgusting and frankly down right fascinating.
Tonight I watched his dog Turk lick every little crevice of Tyler’s feet and then chew off anything that wouldn’t lick off. 
I hate licking dogs.
I really really do. The licking, the repetitive slurping noise, the fact that dogs seem to do it most often in quiet house late at night. Just thinking about it makes me want to yell at a dog. YEECH!
Take a licking dog and add to that Tyler’s feet, (Which I will not describe because this post already includes more information about either of our feet than anyone wanted to know, but I will point out that his athletes foot is bad enough to welcome Turks treatment!) and I was squirming as I watched in horror and fascination the treatment Tyler’s feet were getting.

Tyler, because he is after all my little brother, just laughed at me and encouraged his dog.
So I took pictures to post online after he went to bed.
Siblings, aren’t they great!?!
Personally I’m sticking with cold toes in December!
Goodbye Kansas!
The last day in Kansas…
The day started out in the fields with flocks of snow geese flying over. (You may have to click on the picture to make it bigger but you should be able to see them in the upper right corner.)
They were so low and brilliant as the bright sun reflected off them I had to stay and marvel awhile as Tyler walked off, unimpressed for too long by something un-shoot-able. Moments later he spooked “one of the biggest eight-pointers he’s ever seen in his life” and a doe out of the treeline and became suitable impressed by non-shoot-able wildlife. Not too long after that Tyler had found a pheasant in a brush pile, and a covey of quail. My Mom and I saw a lot of quail, got a lot of the “flutters” and left Kansas without getting one of our own, but we did see a barn owl that morning and that’s a trade I’m willing to make!
That was just the first hunt of the day. As Tyler said,”You just never know what you are going to find when you get out of the truck.”
Mom very nicely offered to pack up back at the campsite while we kept hunting and when we dropped her off we finally saw the prairie dogs of Prairie Dog State Park. I will admit, it’s entirely possible that I find prairie dogs far more amusing than I should. Remember the flock of blackbirds? They were a bad time waster, if I had prairie dogs out my window I’d be useless!
Tyler pulled me away from the prairie dogs back to the birds where we not so very nicely repaid my Mom’s kindness by shooting all the birds while she was gone.
Admittedly all the birds is an overstatement. There was a covey of quail that confused us, gave us the flutters, and made me drop the apple I was eating. I still didn’t managed to hit one. Tyler did, but he’s sort of disgusting like that.
I’m OK with him being a disgustingly good hunter though because I got one more pheasant the last day. Not just any pheasant, it was a bird Tyler shot at first and missed! HA!
Mom joined back up with us in time to see me fall in two more gigantic holes, but missed all the good shooting.
Aside from getting a pheasant that Tyler didn’t, my other highlight of the day was when Buzz and I were off on our own hunting. We found a strip of grass between a bit of woods and a lake. As we walked into it, about three million ducks and geese came off the water, three deer ran out of the woods and Buzz pointed a hen pheasant in the grass. (Ducks above Buzz on the left)
You truly just never know what you’re going to find when you get out of the truck!
We ended the day in a field recommended by the guide we met (looks like his website is still in the works, I’ll link to it when it’s up and running), and it was a good one! Unfortunately our overtired dogs were wild and crazy as they ran nose into the wind and managed to bump most of the 100 or so pheasants that were in the field out of range or run them out the backside of the field! It didn’t put any more birds in our game vest but it sure was a fun field to end the trip on!
I’m going to continue to attempt to block the 13 1/2 hour all night drive back home, complete with getting pulled over by the cops from my memory, and then I’ll be ready to start planning the next trip!
The Dogs
We’ve got five dogs with us here in Kansas, four Brittney Spaniels and an English Setter. The dogs are what make the trip worthwhile so I thought they deserved a little limelight tonight, so here they are…
First we have Tyler’s dog Turkey:
Today Turk tried to make my legs as tired as his. He’d look a little “birdy,” trot off with his nose to the ground, then stop and look back at me as if to say, “Come on!” Early this afternoon I followed along at a fast walk for ten minutes before he put up a hen pheasant. So of course later in the day I HAD to follow him just in case. Except this time he was just headed to a corn field for an easy run back to the truck. I think he did it on purpose, he’s that kind of a dog.
Then there are my parents dogs:
Rosie is the oldest of the dogs, but can still steadily trot along all day. She was the star dog who found my pheasant at the end of the day today, Rosie got extra treats from me tonight!
We have Birkie, whose escapades today involved jumping off the embankment next to the road into Tyler’s arms,
and causing a traffic jam on a log bridge on our way out the fields tonight. After being stuck on a wet slippery log for a very long time I managed to get her to turn and we both made it dry to the other side, but she had me worried for a while!
The English Setter is Misty, she spends the first few minuets of every hunt looking for my Dad, her main hunting partner, when she resigns herself to the fact that she’s stuck with us she’s wonderful to watch in action as she sneaks up to birds. Too busy hunting to be caught in a picture this is the best we’ve got of her this trip. Misty is the white dog starting at Tyler willing him to get up and keep hunting. 
And then there is Buzz.
The youngest of the dogs Buzz is just over a year old and is most commonly referred to as a “doofus”. Also known as a “block head” and on one memorable moment “Turk’s pale shadow that smells like shit.” He is overly fond of rolling in stinky stuff, requires a close eye in the field, and drinks more water then the rest of us combined. Despite all of that today Buzz was my lucky dog.
Yesterday morning Tyler shot a pheasant and carried it around with him the rest of the day. He called it his lucky pheasant and we figured it might have been true because Mom and I shot nothing while Tyler continued to fill his game vest. This morning I started out hunting with Buzz. One of the first things he did was run down a wounded pheasant and retrieve it, so I stuck it in my vest and called it my lucky pheasant. Buzz and I saw a quite few more birds on that hike, though none shootable. Then Buzz spent the middle of the day resting while my lucky pheasant and I covered a lot of ground seeing almost nothing! It wasn’t till the last hunt of the day that Buzz and I went out together again and the first thing we did was put up a covey of quail.
Just so you know quail make me “get the flutters,” as Tyler would say, and I haven’t been able to hit one yet. Just imagine walking up on a stock still dog thinking you are about to flush a large pheasant out of a clump of tall grass, when all the short grass around you erupts with little birds! The quail take off low to the ground like bats out of you know where as you try to get over the shock of it all and pick one bird of the dozen or so to try to shoot. Unsurprisingly I’ve taken a lot of long, poor, unproductive shots at the “little bastards” as Tyler has affectionately taken to calling them.
After the covey went up and the “flutters” were got by both Tyler and I the quail sailed away I realized something: It must have been Buzz who was the lucky dog and my lucky pheasant had just been dead weight (literally) that I’d been dragging around all day. With an optimistic outlook I crossed the crazy log that Birkie later trapped me on, yelled at Buzz as he rolled in cow manure and finally found more pheasants! Tonight was the first time I had a shot at a pheasant all trip. Thankfully my Mom and Tyler with their years of experience and faster reflexes were nice enough not to shoot it before I did, but they were ready to be back up if needed. They weren’t!
Tomorrow is our last day, and Buzz is hunting with me!










