“Stop putting grapes in the flowers!”
And, as if that wasn’t enough:
“No! No goldfish either!”
Thankfully, I was talking crackers.
Apparently daffodils make irresistible cups for small bits of lunch that you are no longer interested in eating. And, to be clear, it wasn’t the daffodils I was worried about so much as the vase, an as of yet unbroken wedding gift. I refer you to The Anarchist 2.0 and the Goldfish to refresh your memory as to the nature of my concern. But I’ll give you a hint.
Kids are masters at wreckin’ it.
Fortunately, due to my new “No grapes in flowers rule,” the vase is safe… for now.