grapes « Behind the Willows

It’s the twelfth edition of “Did I Just Say What I Thought I Said?” in which I share phrases that I never thought:

A) Would ever need to be said in the first place,

B) that I would need to be the one to say them and

C) that I wouldn’t just be saying them, I’d be yelling them.

“Stop putting grapes in the flowers!”

And, as if that wasn’t enough:

“No! No goldfish either!”

Thankfully, I was talking crackers.

Apparently daffodils make irresistible cups for small bits of lunch that you are no longer interested in eating. And, to be clear, it wasn’t the daffodils I was worried about so much as the vase, an as of yet unbroken wedding gift. I refer you to The Anarchist 2.0 and the Goldfish to refresh your memory as to the nature of my concern. But I’ll give you a hint.