Nice try girl.
In other news: Jane told me she couldn’t go to sleep because the trees were cold.
Then Jane told me she desperately needed yet another sip of water for her parched throat that was possibly, but not likely, dry from the enormous amount of talking and yelling she had been doing or there would be no way she could ever fall asleep. Or at least I’m sure that’s what, when translated out of two year old speak, she was attempting to convey.
I said, “No.”
I said, “You’ve already had enough water.”
I said, “You have to go to sleep now!”
Then she whined and complained and got out of bed and caused general havoc while making noises at decibels that were without a doubt contributing to the aforementioned parched throat as well as threatening to wake her siblings.
I said, “OK! FINE! I’m getting the water.”
Nice try Mom.