Michigan Entertainment

When John and the girls and I go visiting we always like a good project or activity.  Sitting around and visiting is fine after dinner when you are stuffed and worn out from the day and the kids are in bed, but up until that point we like to do something!

That said, we aren’t picky. For instance, we went to see Tyler and helped build a dog kennel.  We went to Michigan a few weeks ago and went snowshoeing and skiing. So this weekend when we took Storm back to Michigan and an escapee dog at the vet clinic chewed through two doors and part of a wall it wasn’t a problem… for us. We had a fun time running to get supplies and helping start to put things back together, then we left after the easy part was done. Other peoples’ projects are the best!

After we had called it quits on the repairs, a raccoon was spotted in a tree in the front yard and real fun began.

First up was to assess whether or not the raccoon seemed to be ill. Uncle Jim, as the vet, thought a diagnosis would best be accomplished with the reaction to a small rock from a slingshot.

Then we found out that John is not a very good shot, Uncle Jim is pretty decent, and all I can hit is a barn.

Had Marcia been there she would have showed us all up. Rumor has it she has been using Good and Plenty’s in a wrist rocket at thirty yards to scare away hawks that are snacking on the songbirds at her feeders. Not only is that the best use of a Good and Plenty I’ve ever heard of, but it’s also some pretty good aim!

After a few pebbles connected with the raccoon, the official diagnosis was that he had woken up during the last few days of warm weather and when it started getting chilly, climbed up the first tree he came to in order to fall back asleep. Since the aim of the slingshooters was too poor to bother the coon overly much and the tree was a fairly inappropriate place for a raccoon to sleep away the rest of the winter in, John was sent up the tree.

He was really upset by that…

… just kidding. Did you see that grin? John loves climbing trees, any excuse will do.

Did you know that law enforcement officers frown on climbing the trees along Madison’s State Street? John does.

Much shaking and poking later… …the coon was out of the tree and John took a rest… …while the ground crew went to work.

Uncle Jim, while good at aerial diagnosis of raccoons, is not the best coon herder.  It started out looking like a professional job, until the raccoon made a break for the garage.

I, the picture taker/Clara holder, was not near enough to see the part where the raccoon tried to burrow in under a bunch of boxes and Uncle Jim took matters into his own hands.  Ever since the coon was on the ground and Clara said “meow” I’d been holding her our of the way of the “kitty.” But when they came out of the garage I was all eyes!

A live, feisty, barking raccoon held at arms length made for a very quick trip across the yard where the coon was released back into the woods. Released with form that can only be explained by years of playing bean bag toss on the fourth of July.

Tonight the raccoon is hopefully snuggled up somewhere more appropriate for the rest of the winter, and if he is very smart thanking his lucky stars he lives in Marcia’s back yard and not in mine.

The moral of my story: We’d love to tackle a project with you if we ever visit, but you don’t need to worry about what it might be, we are very easily entertained!

Dragon Haven by Robin Hobb

Usually  I like to snap a photo of the book I read because personally if I’m browsing at a book store a cover I have seen is far more likely to catch my eye than a title. I can’t remember authors to save my life (that was never my job in the Battle of the Books) and I’m iffy on names, but I can usually spot a familiar cover. Hopefully it’ll help someone else out one day as well.

But today I’m refusing to share.

I think I’ve mentioned this before so forgive me – but seriously. Do the cover artists even READ the books?

Would I recommend it? Yes, but with the same spiel (which I thought you spelled schpeil until tonight, who knew?) as last time, so I won’t get into it again!

P.S. Usually when I read before bed I get sleepy after a few chapters and go to sleep. All of Robin Hobbs books have had the opposite effect on me. This has resulted in much less sleep than planned on. It’s dangerous, just thought I should warn you!

Push Up Report

It’s just over a Week into the push ups and things are going well.

Some of you have even joined me in my sore arms and crazy plans.

Cara has set up a cool spreadsheet the likes of which I never knew existed for us to chart our progress together.

Jenny’s been doing her sets while making breakfast.

Uncle Weasel says he can do 8.

And so far I’m still ahead of John.

So come, join us, do push ups!

In just a few minutes you too can have trouble lifting your arms the next day!

If you have joined us in secret please consider joining our spreadsheet.  It’s a place to see how you are progressing, see how others are doing, and see the “grand total” of push ups done by everyone. So far those of us on it have done 703 push ups and I think that’s pretty darn cool.

Here is the link:

https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AkCenthS4rIwdFowaS1ja1JmNEtraFFYalhOY1JNSlE&hl=en&authkey=CNvHxIQB

Happy Push Ups!

Black Heels to Tractor Wheels by Ree Drummond

Have you visited The Pioneer Woman‘s website? She makes me want to eat large amounts of food, take better pictures, laugh a lot, and add a few more kids and dogs to my life. In addition to her very active blog she also writes books, first a cookbook and now this one:

Black Heels to Tractor Wheels is her and her husbands own true love story.  It’s funny, in a neurotic, cute, lovable sort of way.

Would I recommend it? Yes, although if you’ve read all her website there isn’t too much new here though it is fun to read it all at once.

“Beautiful Weather”

I’d like to round up every weatherman in the area who is talking about the gorgeous/lovely/beautiful/warm temperatures we are having and invite them over.

I’m not going to open the gate for them, that way they’ll be forced to step into the gigantic puddle when they get out of their cars to open the gate Then I’m going to send them to get a bucket of water out of the now literal mudroom (which is also where I do laundry and paint shutters- NOT a good combo) and have them walk the bucket over the mix of ice, snow and mud to the chicken coop.  I hope that they don’t actually fall down with their five gallon bucket of water.  Almost falling and wrenching every muscle in their body as their feet frantically look for solid footing is much more what they deserve. Once they arrive at the chicken coop which is thawing into the nastiness that chicken coops thaw into when the weather breaks they can quickly water the chickens before heading back. On the way back I’m sure they’ll see my ducks. My ducks whom tried to take baths in the melting puddles but just ended up muddy disasters, I hope they feel bad at the pitiful sight they now are.

Perhaps as they splash back across the river that was formerly my driveway they’ll indulge in a bit of puddle stomping with the girls. While they are distracted with that I think I’ll open their car doors and watch Piper leave Great Dane sized mud prints all the way through to the back where she will sit innocently as if she materialized there and didn’t just run over all the seats.

After I send them back home to their houses (that no doubt have paved driveways and sidewalks leading to their doors )and they launder everything, including their car seats, hopefully they’ll be able to come up with a much more appropriate description of this February thaw we are having.

I’d help them come up with one myself but mine all involve four letters and can’t be said on the radio.

The Bucolic Plague by Josh Kilmer-Purcell

This book just wasn’t quite what I expected.

Which begs the question of just what was I expecting from “an unconventional memoir” of “how two Manhattanites became gentlemen farmers.”

I think the answer to that is that I was expecting more farming and less about the balancing act of relationships and life in general. Then I was disappointed and didn’t feel like being all introspective.

Then I found out that one of the men worked for Martha Stewart, in the words of my friend Katie, “Hilarious.”

Would I recommend it? Yes. It was funny, and introspective and it’ll do you good to read about gay farmers.

No. It was at times laugh out loud funny but at the end of the day it is a book about gay men (one an ex-drag queen) who start a small farm.  I think the nich of people who would enjoy such a book is too small to give it a full recomendation.

Heck, I’ve got no idea if anyone should read this, but I admit, I mostly liked it. If you want a peek at their lives you can check out their website here: http://beekman1802.com maybe it’ll help you decide!

Blame Chaucer

Valentines Day –  the holiday that people love to scorn.  The Hallmark holiday.

Let’s see here… one moment while I ask Wikipedia… Valentines Day has been celebrated since469.

Sooo, yeah,  I’m thinking I don’t even need to check when Hallmark opened it’s doors.  Even my bad math can see that Valentines day has been around a bit longer. Although to be fair (also according to Wikipedia) Valentines Day has only been associated with romantic love since the 1400’s and apparently it was all Chaucer’s doing. So if you dislike the whole holiday, at least lay the blame where it belongs and give Hallmark a break.

I have heard the argument that people don’t like to feel like they are being forced to show their love on a specific day. That Hallmark has turned it into an obligation, blah, blah, blah.

Here is what I have to say about that.

Baloney.

Once, many, many moons ago, John and I used to go out to dinner often and flowers were not saved for special occasions.  Then we had Ivy, Dave Ramsey wormed his way into our life and Clara came along. Now a dinner without spilled drinks, food on the floor and interruptions in adult conversation is rare,  flowers are off the budget (damn you Dave!) and a high end restaurant means a visit to Noodles and Co. If possible John and I love each other even more while showing it in the dinner/date/flower/movie/gift ways even less. So life goes. But on day where most restaurants have specials, (read easier to fit into Dave Ramsey style budget) wonderful friends are willing to babysit and flowers finally make the budge cut, I don’t waste time rolling my eyes about Hallmark.  I grab my husband and hit the ground running!

So what about you?

Busy

My friend Sarah and I had a discussion this morning about being busy. We laughed at our old childless selves who thought they were sometimes busy. Then we laughed at our old selves with only one kid who thought they were busy. Then Sarah most likely went on to laugh at her old self with two kids who thought she was busy, but nicely kept that to herself. (Actually this was a post I started many months ago, now Sarah’s got the four kid perspective! I’d ask her if she’s laughing at her old self but when I saw her I wasn’t allowed to make her laugh. It was still too soon after the new arrival to laugh without pain so I’ll check that one out later!)

Our point: it’s all a matter of perspective.

Yet now that we have left the college years and the video game playing, beer drinking, I order pizza ’cause I’m too lazy to get off the couch and I know it, guys behind us, everyone thinks they are busy. And I, for one, think we all are. As a rule (except for the aforementioned college guys) I believe we all like to keep ourselves busy. We all fill our days with activities that have meaning in our lives. Some activities are chosen, and some are necessary but who would actually want a life that entailed sitting around on a couch all day playing games, drinking beer and eating pizza?

Whups! Sorry, not sure how my hand ended up in the air just now.

But joking aside why is it that we all (myself included) feel the need to compare our levels of busyness?  The reality is that very few of us fill our day’s in the same way, and what may look like work to one looks like play to another. (I’ll trade you a half hour commute for a half hour of laying on the floor making horses talk!)

So I’ve got two ideas to solve this- I’m busier than you-  problem. Either, we all shut up about it (exceedingly unlikely I know) OR someone comes up with some sort of busyness standard. Then we can all plug our info into the chart and say, “See I am really busy!” or “Dang, I’ve got so much spare time I should take up basket weaving!”

On second thought, a busyness standard sounds a lot like something that would require a government committee to spend millions of dollars to come up with some sort of standard none of us actually need anyway and then try to prove their worth to the public by attempting to pass ridiculous laws that would make sure no one was ever too busy. Then if we decided we had had enough of that and attempted to fire them all they’d  complain that we were killing jobs.

So, forget that busyness standard.

We are all busy.  Get over it.

“ALL My Horses Talk.”

Guess what?

Ha! Just kidding, no guessing involved.  I’ve just heard that so many times today (and by the way actual guessing about what comes next is not in any way shape or form allowable) I feel the need to start every conversation with it, like this:

Guess what?

I hate playing pretend.

Unfortunately Ivy (the supreme guess whater) LOVES it.

Somethings are tolerable, I can pretend to be the bad queen (and the wicked witch) all day long if necessary. I guess somethings just come naturally…

But the one thing that I never, ever want to do is pretend to make toys talk.

Not horses, not stuffed dogs, not rocks pretending to be talking rocks – nothing.

Ivy has lots of toys (and she’s good and finding rocks), and she wants to make them all talk-all the time.

For instance, Ivy has lots of toy horses, lots of horses that need another person to hold them -in a very specific manner -and make them talk. BUT (before you get all, your such a meanie that’s not so bad on me) they can’t just say whatever you want. Oh no! Ivy wants the horses to say what she wants them to say, but you have to say it. Sounds fun huh? For awhile I was able to escape the talking horses by telling her that my horses didn’t talk.  My horses ran, and ate grass and sorted themselves by color, position, and gender, but they didn’t talk. Now Ivy walks up with her horses and says, “Mom, want to play horses with me?… ALL my horses talk.”

– dang –

I like to think I’m not a complete dud in Ivy’s playing world.  We set up forts, stables, farmyards and villages for her and her toys. I help her dress like a princess, play board and card games and sometimes we build things out of Johns chemistry models.

Tonight we built (from left to right) A Basset Hound, a Great Dane, an elephant a giraffe, a caterpillar and a duck, also not pictured were the deer, and the chicken with a nest of eggs.

Who knew chemistry could be so fun?

 

Then they started talking, and suddenly it was bedtime.

What can I say?  I really hate making toys talk!