Reason #578 We Do A Lot Of Laundry…

…is because Jane likes to dress herself.

Jane contemplates how many clothes she can put on and still move.

Jane contemplates how many clothes she can put on and still move.

On a random Monday I peeled layer after layer off her and found…

a green swimming suit,

a pink swimming suit,

a long sleeved shirt,

a short sleeved dress,

a long sleeved pajama top,

a ballerina skirt,

a pair of leggings,

her pajama pants

and, finally, a single pair of underwear.

It might be reason #578 we do a lot of laundry but she sure knows how to layer for cold weather!

Monday Night Ski Lessons

For six weeks in mid-winter, Monday night is cross country skiing night.

Ivy and Clara both take lessons, (with Peak Nordic Kids of course!) while I follow along with Clara’s group as a volunteer. Today was the last of this year’s sessions and looking back on the last few weeks I don’t feel that telling people it’s cross country skiing night really sums up the event.

You see, it starts at 1:30…

I figure 1:30 is the latest I can start gathering everyone’s skis, boots, and snow apparel, while double checking that we have extra socks, hats and gloves, without forgetting to collect a pair of p.j.s and a blanket for each girl’s ride home, all while on the phone consulting with my mom for a dinner plan. Because by 2:45 we have to be headed out the door to pick Ivy up from school. If we don’t make it there by 3:05 she’ll get on the bus and then we’d never make it to my parents’ by 4:00, so that we can enjoy the previously planned dinner with them by 5:00 so that at 5:30 everyone can put on their ski stuff. We have to have ski stuff on by 5:30 so that I’ll have time to switch Jane’s car seat to my Dad’s truck, say goodbye to the two of them and be out the driveway by 5:45. That way we can be at the ski place by 6:00 so that the kids can finish getting their ski duds on, while visiting with my mom (who is one of the coaches) and we can all be out to meet our respective groups on the trail head by 6:30.

While skiing is done at 7:15 it seems a bit insane to just go home so we take another half hour (or until someone’s toes are frozen) to play around on the trails with my mom before we go back into the warming house. Once back inside, we need to change into p.j.s (an activity that manages to spew two giant bags worth of gear all over the place) then pack everything back into bags and load all the skis, so we can be ready to go when my Dad gets there at 8:00 with Jane. But of course we never actually manage to leave at 8:00 because there are snacks, and adults to talk to and I’m never excited about getting back in the truck. So it’s always more like 8:30 that we get going, which means that it’s already past bedtime. Once we get half way home we have a “one last thing” request and then it’s officially bedtime in the truck.IMG_0541

Which means when I get home at 9:30, I have three sleeping kids, two giant bags, three sets of skis and poles, at least two pair of boots that have been kicked off, Ivy’s school bag, and random other debris scattered about the truck that needs to be transported inside.  Usually by 10:00 it’s all sorted. Everything is inside, the chores have been done and the wet ski clothes are hanging up around the rekindled fire in the woodstove.

Then I eat everything in the house, collapse on the couch and wonder how a 45 minute lesson can take eight and a half hours.

But worth it?

For sure!

Today’s Fashion

Today fashionista Jane recommends full princess attire. Jane princessCrown, (any type) and dress are, of course, mandatory to attend any indoor events. Sparkly shoes are a must but may be taken off if you are planning on sitting on the table to play Legos. And, while wielding double wands is preferable, she is willing to overlook the lack of them if only because she already has the only two in the house.

Jane also cautions that this ensemble is completely unsuitable for outdoor wear.

For that she recommends complete snow attire, minus hat, (hats are completely out this season)…Jane snowsuit and fairy wings

… and a simple pair of wings.

 

Kids, Keeping Me Humble Since 2007

Jane fell asleep the way only small children who shouldn’t take a nap can fall asleep, suddenly and completely – just as we pulled into the grocery store parking lot.  No problem, I thought, I’ll just pick her up, carry her in and she’ll wake up.

By the time I checked out my three bags of groceries, my left bicep was cramping from the strain of hauling a sleeping three-year old through the store in one arm while pushing a cart and shopping with the other. But I was pretty convinced I was Super (strong) Mom. After all, I just grocery shopped with my thirty plus pound kid in one arm. And while it’s true that I was rapidly passing from uncomfortable, squarely into the realm of what one would call pain- I did it.

It was extra justification for all that working out, all those push-ups and lunges. All that time that I take for myself. Time away from the kids.

Time spent on myself that, no matter how much I know is the right thing to do, still brings on a bit of guilt. But look at me now!  Not only does working out keep me a sane, happy person but look how much better of a mom I can be with my muscles! My girl can get an, apparently, much needed nap while I shop and it doesn’t even phase me to squat down and get something off the bottom shelf- repeatedly. While it’s true I cheated the express line people and sailed on through with my load of kid and over ten items.  I carried them all out to the parking lot by myself. Me and my rapidly failing left bicep were awesome!

And with that smug thought I gently set Jane back in her car seat as she woke up saying, “Where are we?” ” Are we goin’ to the grocery store?” “I didn’t fall asleep!” “Why are we going home?” “I want to go to the grocery store!

It was long before she saw the toilet paper sitting next to her and exclaimed in surprise, “We do have toilet paper now!” finally accepting our trip to the store had indeed occurred, that my smugness evaporated.

It was disappointing to be brought back down to the level of ordinary human, but despite my fall I’ll keep working out.

I’ll keep working out because I love it and because it makes me a happier, healthier person. And all that makes me a better mom. But after that ride home I shall forever leave my grocery store prowess out of the equation!

 

 

Do You Like Barbies?

Once upon a time Jane was talking to a young male friend of her’s on our way home.

Jane: “Do you like Barbies?”Jane

YMF: “No.”

Jane: “But what kind of Barbies do you like?”

YMF: “I don’t like ANY Barbies.”

Jane: “But you like Ken?”

YMF: “No.”

Jane: “You like princess Barbies?”Jane

YMF: “No.”

Jane: “But you like Merida.”

YMF: “No.”

Jane: “You like Jasmine?”

YMF: “What?”

Jane: “But you like Jasmine!”

YMF: “BATMAN?!”

Jane: “No. Jasmine.”

YMF: “Oh. No.”

Jane: “But you like Barbies!?”

YMF: “I don’t like Barbies!”Jane

Jane: “But you like…”

It was an impressive conversation. Jane’s persistence and complete unwillingness to accept given answers as fact had met it’s match with her friend’s polite refusal.

The conversation continued on into the house…

Jane: “You wanna play Barbies now?!”

YMF: “No.”

It was time for me to stop hiding my giggles and step in.

Me: “Hey guys, how about Legos? Should we get the Legos out?”

YMF: “Are they Barbie Legos?”

Fortunately I was able to assure him that there were no Barbie Legos and they played happily ever after.

Happy Eighth Birthday Ivy!

It was a big day of rock climbing and fun followed by a tiny birthday cake decorated by her littlest sister and a family night of Lego building.

Happy Birthday Ivy!

I hope your year turns out just as good as your big day!

(Now mom has to get back to finishing up the big cake for tomorrow’s party!)

Weekly Photo Challenge: Express Yourself

Weekly Photo Challenge: Express Yourself

Clara had just gotten her hair cut.

If you don’t know Clara you should pop over and read That Girl… to familiarize yourself with my fantastic middle daughter who’s known more for her death defying tricks than her fashion conscious lifestyle. 

She waltzed out of the hair salon with her newly cut, styled and glittered hair and as she buckled up in the truck I looked back at her and said, “Clara, I like your braids!”

clara

“Yeah,” she said with a toss of her head, “they’re French.”