Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
The house is on fire!
I elbow John’s sleeping figure.
He doesn’t move.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
….No, that’s not the smoke detector…
It’s the alarm going off- we’re late!
I poke John.
He doesn’t move.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
…I peer closely at the alarm clock, 4:23, alarms do not alarm at that time in this house…
It’s the cell phone!
I poke John.
He doesn’t move.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
…It’s not the phone…
THERE IS A PERSON IN OUR ROOM!
I poke John.
He doesn’t move.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
…Oh – It’s Jane…
She wants breakfast.
I poke John.
He doesn’t move.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
She tells me she needs yogurt.
I look at John… give up, and get up.
Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep, Bee-Beep!
I follow Jane, toward both the yogurt and the beeping.
It’s the refrigerator door alarm.
Jane appears to have been up for sometime.
Sadly for her I do not serve breakfast at 4:30AM.
The next twenty minutes crawl by in a sleepy, horrible, tangle of whining, crying, and waking of sisters only ending after a terrible game of musicale beds.
Finally, Bee-Beeping silenced, kids settled, I find my way back to my own bed.
I poke John.
He lifts up his arm to make a space and I scoot back under the covers with the sudden, suspicious anger that he was feigning sleep earlier.
But John is warm and his arm is heavy over my chest. I snuggle in, sigh and barely have time to mentally forgive him before I drop headlong into sleep.
And that is an unfortunately true story of my wee hours of the morning this week. Clearly my brain has absolutely no idea how to function at that time. Grabbing my camera as I walked through the house was a minor miracle! I am again linking up with Northwest Frame of Mind and her 1 Day 1 World project. Check out who else was up between Four and Five this week.